Insurance Fraud:
First take out liability insurance with an expensive insurance company. Then commit a crime by buying some weapons in one of the joke shops. Pay the fine imposed by the police and claim your insurance do this a few times and voila.

Order weapons from terminal:
Using a terminal, dial a joke store and ask for "ice cream". The flavors are actually aliases for weapons.

Ice Cream Weapon
Chocolate Poison
Lemon Bombs
Strawberry Bazookas
Vanilla Flame throwers

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